Tesla has faster cars, but we were promised Jetpacks

The problem for Tesla, and anyone who bid up its stock Tuesday afternoon, is that it has already pushed investors’ horizons out so far, in the interest of raising more capital, that even going beyond “ludicrous speed” on its flagship car doesn’t get pulses racing. If your CEO has spent months and months talking about a new mass-market vehicle, home batteries, buying SolarCity, electric trucks and robo-taxis, then cutting that zero-to-60 lag by 3 tenths of a second seems rather humdrum.

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Feds approve $2.6 billion Tesla-SolarCity merger, but stock market says ‘meh’

Meanwhile, SolarCity plans to offer integrated power-generating roofs in addition to the solar-power panels it has been installing on existing structures.

Neither company has yet become fully profitable, and the share prices for both companies trended downward in today’s trading. This week, Musk and other SolarCity executives reported that they purchased tens of millions of dollars worth of bonds issued by the company – a move that CNBC said stirred concerns among some industry observers.

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Gaze in awe at Elon Musk’s historic 156-foot erection

In usual Musk fashion another project has been delayed.

Musk had always promised to get his rocket up for all to see, but the plan was delayed In because the factory is so close to Hawthorne Municipal Airport and the FAA was worried about the flight risk. It will join the company’s first Dragon capsule to make it back to earth on permanent display, although that hardware is stored inside the facility.

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Tesla: Please Help Fund Our Ludicrous Project!

Summary

  • Tesla possibly transitioning to 503(c)(3) organization by asking for $135K “donations” to fund its next project.
  • Being a charity might be a good fit as it continually needs cash and is already “tax exempt” in that it may never pay taxes.
  • The champion of sustainability has accelerated Ludicrous mode for those who can pay the price.
  • In a ludicrous twist, begging for orders probably confirms that the company will be going from 2.5 (billion) to zero (cash) more quickly than anyone anticipated.
  • Meanwhile…in the real world, Bosch, Mobileye, and Delphi are doing much more interesting things.

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